Jokes
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!
Golfer #1- Look at this golf ball! It is impossible to loose, it blinks red lights, and it floats in water!
Golfer #2- Cool! Where did you get it?
Golfer #1- I found it.
A plane crashes on the border of South America. Where do they bury the survivors? Nowhere! You don't bury survivors!
A man walks up to a bar and asked the lady behind the counter for a glass of water , so the lady jumped out with a scary mask and scared him. Why would she do this? - He had the hiccups
A guy walks into a bar, and what does he say? - OUCH
Golfer #1- Look at this golf ball! It is impossible to loose, it blinks red lights, and it floats in water!
Golfer #2- Cool! Where did you get it?
Golfer #1- I found it.
A plane crashes on the border of South America. Where do they bury the survivors? Nowhere! You don't bury survivors!
A man walks up to a bar and asked the lady behind the counter for a glass of water , so the lady jumped out with a scary mask and scared him. Why would she do this? - He had the hiccups
A guy walks into a bar, and what does he say? - OUCH